when you like new thing
when you find friends who like new thing
"am I getting slightly gay vibes from her or am I wishing I was getting gay vibes from her?" my autobiography
yet another unrealistic expectation for the female body
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
For Halloween this year target wants to give people heart attacks.
They told me to whip it out